You should all be
very proud of yourselves. Each and every one of you
has been hand-picked To represent our inaugural
pledge class. Over the next 21 days, You’re all going to experience Intense mental
and physical strain. Ahhh!!
[men whimpering] Just pace yourself. Copy that. Just got a little
overexcited. Sorry. At this point
you may be asking yourself, “why am I holding “this 30 pound cinderblock
in my hands?” You might also
ask yourself, “why does this cinderblock “have a long piece of string “tied to it?” And finally, “why’s the other end
of this string “tied securely
to your penis?” And the answer, ladies… Is trust. This is your first test. Spanish! Do you trust that
we’ve provided you With enough slack so your block
will land safely on the lawn? Sir, yes, sir. And blue! Yes, sir?
Do you trust That I do not want
to see you die tonight? Sir, yes, sir. Blue, you’re my boy!
Thank you, sir. [ frank: ]
about face. [drum cadence] Step to the edge! Pledges, prepare to release! One… Two… Three! Release! [all yelling] Aahh! [ unison: ]
oh…! [girlish squeals] [ frank: ]
wasn’t meant to happen
like that, weensie! [ beanie: ]
walk it off, big guy.
We’re coming down.