Are you Sue? I am Psychic Sue. Please, take a seat.
It will be to your benefit. For your comfort shall help
me in my transitive state. This is my first time. First things first my frightened one. You must cross my palms with
silver before I can go on. Silver? Yes, silver. But I don’t have any silver. 24 Euro. Oh, yes. Erm, should I… Speak not! Speak not, for I am nearing
the threshold of the worlds. Now take this note and pen and write
down the name of your sadly demised. What? Write down the name of the
person you want to speak to. Oh I see. Do you have a pen? Now place the name of your
beloved into this envelope and seal it with the wax from this candle. This candle has been forged
by the monks of Tibet. And it will call on the spirits
to read its contents. And if your loved one should
pass by, it will give us a sign. You can buy these candles
from me for 17.99! Now: What is the name of the beloved
soul, thou hast inscribed onto paper? What? Who do you want to speak to? Oh. Robin. Robin! Roobinnn? Robinnnn? Is there a Robin in the room
that wishes to speak with us? When do…? I can hear a voice. Robin is that you? Do you wish to
speak with us here in this room? It is distant, but I
can make it out. Robin is trying to say… Robin is trying to say that… he is at peace now. He? Yes. He. All the souls in the other
world are referred to as male. Ok. He is also trying to say that he
would not have made the final step if it wasn’t for you. Really? But I wasn’t there. But you were there in spirit yes? I suppose. He is also trying to say that he’s happy.
He can drink as much beer as he likes now. Does that make sense to you? No. Robin didn’t drink. He’s also trying to say that he misses
driving in the car with you in the back seat. Driving in the car? Robin was never in the car. At least, not while we had her? Had her? We bought her off the neighbours. Robin was a cat. She was run down
while I was on holidays. The car represents the vehicle of life! He is also saying that felt in
charge in your house,… and he missed you when
you were on holiday. I’m gonna go. The voice is fading. Thank you Robin.
Good bye Robin. Thank you for joining me here
on the bridge between our two worlds. Hello? Sue. Who’s there? You have to make an appointment! Sit down Sue! A.., A.., Andy? Please sit down.
I don’t know how long I’ve got. OK then. They’ve asked me to
have a word with you. They? The guys upstairs. Some mediums have the
power to communicate and some well,…
some don’t. You’re here. I can see you. Yes, yes, yes. Now if we could just get over that
and concentrate on the more important matter of why I’ve
come to have a word with you. Last week I was trying
to send you a message but you were busy trying to
“communicate” with somebody else. You’re trying to contact me? I AM CONTACTING YOU! Oh, I forgot, you were
never really that bright. It would be much easier for us to talk
if you weren’t always pretending to do readings for other people. Go and see a real medium and
I’ll contact you that way! A real medium?
It’s all made up. Do you know how hard it is trying to
appear to a non-believer like you? I’m using up eons of cosmic
energy just opening this link. It doesn’t come cheap, you know. So I should pay someone to contact you? I think she is
finally getting it! Yes. Go find a REAL medium
and then I’ll talk to you. Look. I’m gonna have to go,
I can hear the beeps and I’ve run out of change. I didn’t realise that it would go so… Are you Zoe? I’m Psychic Zoe. Are you genuine? I’ve been asked many times if
I am genuine. I know that… Oh look it’s fine.
How much for a reading? For a reading you must
cross the palm with silver… How much? 29 Euro. 29?! Can we speed this up a bit? Speak not! Speak not, for I am nearing
the threshold of another world. Take up that notepad and the pen and
write down the name of your sadly demised. Use this wax! The wax of
the monks of Tibet. I hear a voice coming in.
– Yes! It’s trying to tell me a name. It’s… A…, A… Andy.
– Yes, that’s it! Andy! He has a message.
– What’s the message? Are you sure you want me to say that? Are you sure? Ok then! Yes? Are you sure you want to hear this? Yes! I’m sure.
What’s the message? Andy says,… he’s quite a lot of debts to pay off. He just wanted you out the way
while the bailiffs came round. WHAT?! And they say you
shouldn’t trust Psychics! subtitles: Dave Lojek